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don't you think so, guillermo? >> i agree with you. >> jimmy: it's hard to ignore him dressed like that. go change into regular clothes. no, stay like that, never mind. it's great to see you. congratulations on the success of the movie. it's a huge runaway success called "the call." it's in theatres now. we'll be right back with elle fanning. ,, [ male announcer ] you know that guy who sells those remote control helicopters at the mall. buy'em or don't. whatever man. either way, he gets to fly helicopters all day. i'm talking da vinci style flying machines! he's dating kayla, the lotion girl. able bodied athleticism. here's his buddy marco, who's got the hot water for his velveeta shells & cheese. achieve your dreams. liquid gold. eat like that guy you know. [ male announcer ] sometimes a man must venture out from the shallow end to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. gall eas or tax attorneys.cpas plus, we've got
don't you think so, guillermo? >> i agree with you. >> jimmy: it's hard to ignore him dressed like that. go change into regular clothes. no, stay like that, never mind. it's great to see you. congratulations on the success of the movie. it's a huge runaway success called "the call." it's in theatres now. we'll be right back with elle fanning. ,, [ male announcer ] you know that guy who sells those remote control helicopters at the mall. buy'em or don't. whatever man....
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don't you think so, guillermo? >> i agree with you. >> jimmy: it's hard to ignore him dressed like that. go change into regular clothes. no, stay like that, never mind. it's called "the call and it's in theatres now. we'll be right back with elle fanning. [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you can't get back to sleep. it's an effective sleep medicine you don't take before bedtime. take it in bed only when you need it and have at least four hours left for sleep. do not take intermezzo if you have had an allergic reaction to drugs containing zolpidem, such as ambien. allergic reactions such as shortness of breath or swelling of your tongue or throat may occur and may be fatal. intermezzo should not be taken if you have taken another sleep medicine at bedtime or in the middle of
don't you think so, guillermo? >> i agree with you. >> jimmy: it's hard to ignore him dressed like that. go change into regular clothes. no, stay like that, never mind. it's called "the call and it's in theatres now. we'll be right back with elle fanning. [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid...
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guillermo ! guillermo ! bambino mio ! she's fantastica ! it's as if she was born... to be in our family ! such nice curly, dark hair ! you will have beautiful bambinos ! ah, fredo ! fredo what are you doing over there ? this is no funerale ! let's have musica ! caterina, let's dance. nice party. look at it this way. your family isn't losing a son; it's gaining two daughters. are you waiting for a ride ? ride ? yes. crossroads cafe ? yes ! cafe, cafe. lars ? yes ! lars. mission accomplished. go, calli. cold. we'll be there before you know it. right, calli ? it's smooth sailing ahead. cafe, please. yes, we're on our way. cafe. hot. it'll be nice and warm. lars. henry. lars. yes. lars cafe. "lars cafe" ? yes. me drink "lars cafe." you want a large cup of coffee ? yes ! very "lars." "tan coat." yes. "plaid scarf." yes. "accent." yes. "tall, gray hair, swedish." uh-oh. hold it ! stop the musica ! what's wrong ? - what do you mean she's no caterina ? - i'm rosa rivera. bill, why didn't you tell them ? believe me, dad, i tried to. i thought you said your fiance's name was c
guillermo ! guillermo ! bambino mio ! she's fantastica ! it's as if she was born... to be in our family ! such nice curly, dark hair ! you will have beautiful bambinos ! ah, fredo ! fredo what are you doing over there ? this is no funerale ! let's have musica ! caterina, let's dance. nice party. look at it this way. your family isn't losing a son; it's gaining two daughters. are you waiting for a ride ? ride ? yes. crossroads cafe ? yes ! cafe, cafe. lars ? yes ! lars. mission accomplished. go,...
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i smell good, guillermo. how 'bout you? >> guillermo: i smell bad. your degree is way better than my deodorant. >> here, try degree. >> guillermo: this degrees smells great. >> we got 40 more minutes. >> guillermo: 40 more minutes? wow. you are an athletic. >> you are too. >> guillermo: oh yeah? >> like a sumo wrestler. >> guillermo: a sumo wrestler? thank you degree. >> dicky: degree men, the more you move the more it protects. find degree on youtube to find out how you can do more. i work hard on my game. ant ] i wanna dominate on both ends of the floor. but that takes a different kind of endurance. somethin' more than just wind sprints. ♪ that's why i started biking. i wanted to push myself. there's no team to fall back on, no defender to stare down. out here, it's just me against my own will. i don't just play basketball. i do more. ♪ [ male announcer ] degree. it won't let you down. all eas or tax attorneys.cpas plus, we've got experts to support you all year round. and they're ready now. turbotax. yeessss? where you hidin' your moist wipes?
i smell good, guillermo. how 'bout you? >> guillermo: i smell bad. your degree is way better than my deodorant. >> here, try degree. >> guillermo: this degrees smells great. >> we got 40 more minutes. >> guillermo: 40 more minutes? wow. you are an athletic. >> you are too. >> guillermo: oh yeah? >> like a sumo wrestler. >> guillermo: a sumo wrestler? thank you degree. >> dicky: degree men, the more you move the more it protects. find...
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>> jimmy: hey, guillermo what's going on, what happened to the band? >> guillermo: relax jimbo. i'm the new band. and i got everything you need right here. >> jimmy: i don't understand, guillermo. you are a terrible singer and you don't play any instruments. >> guillermo: that's why i've got the sonos playbar. it plays all the music on earth. >> jimmy: but if you're the new band, who's going to do your job? >> guillermo: him. >> he can do what i can do. >> i can do everything he can do. you are so funny, mr. jimmy kimmel. you are the funniest guy in the world. >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. i like this. >> you are handsome too and very smart, and everyone loves you. >> jimmy: i think i like this new guillermo better than you. >> and i am a lot skinner than him too. he is too fat. >> jimmy: that is true. he is kind of fat. >> guillermo: shut up! you are fat! >> look at how fat he is. >> you son of a bitch. look at how fat he is. >> jimmy: he is fat. >> dicky: introducing the sonos playbar. unleash your tv sound and unleash all the music on earth. only the best dishes make app
>> jimmy: hey, guillermo what's going on, what happened to the band? >> guillermo: relax jimbo. i'm the new band. and i got everything you need right here. >> jimmy: i don't understand, guillermo. you are a terrible singer and you don't play any instruments. >> guillermo: that's why i've got the sonos playbar. it plays all the music on earth. >> jimmy: but if you're the new band, who's going to do your job? >> guillermo: him. >> he can do what i can do....
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guillermo were you aware of this? >> yeah. my grandma told me. >> jimmy: the zombies were they cranking tractors or what were they doing? >> i think they were smoking crank. >> jimmy: i think you have exorcism on the show. >> exciting. >> jimmy: do you have first-hand knowledge was truly going on? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you done with taping the show now? >> we're done taping the show. i'm doing a play now. >> jimmy: where? >> at fast coast rep. it's called the parisian woman. >> jimmy: is it something that you enjoy doing more? >> i know you are supposed to say that but no. >> jimmy: you don't like it? >> it's a great challenge. it's hard. it's very different. >> jimmy: and in orange county? >> because i have a big part and so many lines i decided to stay. >> jimmy: forever? >> maybe. >> jimmy: do you live in a hotel. >> which i like. >> jimmy: do you like that. >> i do. at night i go to the bar and sit there by myself and orange county is different than l.a. >> jimmy: people don't hit on you or bother you? >> once you have wor
guillermo were you aware of this? >> yeah. my grandma told me. >> jimmy: the zombies were they cranking tractors or what were they doing? >> i think they were smoking crank. >> jimmy: i think you have exorcism on the show. >> exciting. >> jimmy: do you have first-hand knowledge was truly going on? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you done with taping the show now? >> we're done taping the show. i'm doing a play now. >> jimmy: where? >> at...
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thank you, guillermo, this sounds great. let's eat. >> and best part is that you get the app and two entrees for just 20 bucks. >> jimmy: i heard that earlier. can we eat now? >> no, that is mine. >> jimmy: what is this? >> i'm eating my dinners. >> jimmy: they're both for you? >> i told you it was two forv d here? >> i don't like to eat alone. the food is real good. >> jimmy: can i have some chicken? >> no, no, no. >> dicky: come tree applebee's two for 20 menu. one app and two entrees for just 20 bucks at applebee's. see you tomorrow. [ male announcer ] alan, come on, let's get to the food. folks are hungry. oh, of course. [ male announcer ] the new creamy cajun steak & shrimp. big easy meets big value on our famous 2 for $20 menu. see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ up high! ok. don't you have any usefull apps on that thing? who do you think i am, quicken loans? ♪ at quicken loans, our amazingly useful mortgage calculator app allows you to quickly calculate your mortgage payment based on today's incredibly low interest ra
thank you, guillermo, this sounds great. let's eat. >> and best part is that you get the app and two entrees for just 20 bucks. >> jimmy: i heard that earlier. can we eat now? >> no, that is mine. >> jimmy: what is this? >> i'm eating my dinners. >> jimmy: they're both for you? >> i told you it was two forv d here? >> i don't like to eat alone. the food is real good. >> jimmy: can i have some chicken? >> no, no, no. >> dicky:...
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guillermo, what role are you playing in this event? >> whoever wins, i will give the prize. >> jimmy: all right, thanks. >> 45 seconds, you ready? shoot the ball! >> jimmy: oh, boy. all right. [ cheers and applause ] oh, one hit me right in the balls. how much time do i have left? >> 20 seconds. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. we're going to need more balls. oh, titus. >> three, two, one! [ applause ] all right, what did i get, sixsosix so? all right, it's up to you, titus. i'm going to hit sal in the head with one of these things. my testicles took a real beating, i'm going to be honest. very funny. i'm in a lot of pain right now. dad, do something. you sit there and you let him do that to me? >> this is a normal night. >> jimmy: all right, so the number to beat is six. titus has, what, 15 seconds to do it? >> 45 seconds. you ready, dad? >> jimmy: titus doesn't like that ball. all right, titus. joseph, you tell us when you guys are ready to start. >> go, titus. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: nice job, buddy. you d
guillermo, what role are you playing in this event? >> whoever wins, i will give the prize. >> jimmy: all right, thanks. >> 45 seconds, you ready? shoot the ball! >> jimmy: oh, boy. all right. [ cheers and applause ] oh, one hit me right in the balls. how much time do i have left? >> 20 seconds. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. we're going to need more balls. oh, titus. >> three, two, one! [ applause ] all right, what did i get, sixsosix so? all right,...
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did guillermo's moustache tickle when you kissed him? >> it did. >> jimmy: you don't have to write that down. he's quite a catch, congratulations. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the sec where we bleep and blur things. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> it's the first day of spring and i expected you two to be in your [ bleep ] suits today. >> four days on the job and pope francis is already [ bleep ] things up. >> the stop and [ bleep ] policy went on trial today. >> i guess it wasn't a well kept secret but yes, i am [ bleep ] tiger woods. >> you have a great, huge big [ bleep ] i know that. >> we are a nation of [ bleep ] zombies. >> and erson cooper came out lat july. >> you don't mind [ bleep ] and taking it on the chin. >> you don't have to be a super hero. you're a super [ bleep ] squirrel. >> we are the ones paying for someone to [ bleep ] the president's dog. paying for someone to [ bleep ] the president's dog? >> when you suck on a [ bleep ] too much or too hard you're going to create lines around
did guillermo's moustache tickle when you kissed him? >> it did. >> jimmy: you don't have to write that down. he's quite a catch, congratulations. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the sec where we bleep and blur things. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> it's the first day of spring and i expected you two to be in your [ bleep ] suits today. >> four days on the job and pope francis is already [ bleep ] things up. >> the stop...
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i've been shaking a lot of those hands. >> jimmy: no offense, guillermo. your mom is here. is she here in the audience? >> my mom is here in the audience. >> jimmy: where is your mom? that's your mom right there. [ applause ] >> oh, gosh. they gave her a microphone. that's worse than giving me one. >> jimmy: be careful. there are three nare-do-wells three rows behind you. >> i'm sorry, i really didn't want a drink. i was nervous. >> jimmy: you would get in trouble for drinking? is that a no-no? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is she in trouble for drinking? >> tequila shots are probably not okay. >> i agree now. i think she's right. >> jimmy: maybe a flu shot would have been a good idea. i've seen you on the red carpet -- >> oh, it's about me. >> you saw her break the news about "the hunger games" a couple years ago at the oscars. >> jimmy: what news did she break? >> i had just -- i wasn't officially really offered the role yet, or maybe secretly offered the role, where it was very under wraps, don't bring it up, don't do anything. and i see my mother surrounded by reporters, "
i've been shaking a lot of those hands. >> jimmy: no offense, guillermo. your mom is here. is she here in the audience? >> my mom is here in the audience. >> jimmy: where is your mom? that's your mom right there. [ applause ] >> oh, gosh. they gave her a microphone. that's worse than giving me one. >> jimmy: be careful. there are three nare-do-wells three rows behind you. >> i'm sorry, i really didn't want a drink. i was nervous. >> jimmy: you would get...
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guillermo, how are you feeling? i was worried about you last night. [ cheers and applause ] not too good? >> not too good. >> jimmy: guillermo last night tweeted "getting sick, i feel terrible, and can someone bring me a chicken soup, please." are you all right? you realize twitter is not an online food delivery service? >> i know, but i was just feeling terrible. >> jimmy: and your inclination was to eat? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we need to get you a butler to handle the little things. what do you say? >> yeah, yeah, that would be good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: two men in georgia are being accused of stealing $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings. according to the police, the thieves drove a rental truck up to the loading dock of a cold storage facility and used the forklift to load 26,000 pounds of wings into their truck. the men were arrested, but there's still no word on the whereabouts of the chicken. what do you do with 26,000 pounds of chicken wings? they're either planning a huge super bowl part
guillermo, how are you feeling? i was worried about you last night. [ cheers and applause ] not too good? >> not too good. >> jimmy: guillermo last night tweeted "getting sick, i feel terrible, and can someone bring me a chicken soup, please." are you all right? you realize twitter is not an online food delivery service? >> i know, but i was just feeling terrible. >> jimmy: and your inclination was to eat? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we...
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. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good job, guillermo. tonight on the program, jim jefferies is here. we have music from luke bryan and we'll be right back with jessica simpson. ,, go olive garden! bring your appetite. bring someone who shares your appetite. for our 2 for $25 italian dinner. start with unlimited soup or salad. then choose an appetizer to share. now for the main course, choose 2 of 5 new creations, like new tuscan garlic chicken. or our new hand-rolled sicilian seafood lasagna. three courses, two people, just $25. go olive garden! and try our new lighter fare menu. five delicious choices under 575 calories. til dance do we part! the solos are complete... you are the pig to her blanket. that's not breakdancing, that's break-up dancing. don't give up on us america, we're not done yet! now two must dance as one. you won't run into the top ten appliance brands just anywhere... only sears carries them all. hurry in and get up to 30% or more off appliances with your sears card this is sears. when your allergies start, doctors re
. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good job, guillermo. tonight on the program, jim jefferies is here. we have music from luke bryan and we'll be right back with jessica simpson. ,, go olive garden! bring your appetite. bring someone who shares your appetite. for our 2 for $25 italian dinner. start with unlimited soup or salad. then choose an appetizer to share. now for the main course, choose 2 of 5 new creations, like new tuscan garlic chicken. or our new...
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i'm guillermo. i'm going on learn how to make beer. guinness beer. over there. where they make guinness beer. there are six steps. one, catch your glass. two, but the finger like that. okay. beautiful. and then at an angle, 45 degrees. we put the beer in nice and smooth. the third step. >> good throw. >> i need a new glass. hold on. >> when the beer comes to the top of the hop, we put it like that. and then the beer come alive. >> it is moving. >> we take it there and the fifth step, would you like the top yours off? >> push it away nice and slow. >> if i mess up, it's your fault. careful now. delicate. >> hello, you look beautiful. >> in ireland we always drink our beer with our eyes first. >> i want it in my mouth first. >> the perfect pint. >> all right. let's go. >> happy st. patrick's day! >> jimmy: this live album is called "ziggy marley: in concert." here with the song "personal revolution," ziggy marley! ♪ ♪ i need i need a revolution my own revolution a personal revolution ♪ heartbreak is so hard to take and i lay down in the bed that i make ♪ â